What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Dr No

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

NASA warns: massive anomaly spreads across Earth, linked to mysterious forces beneath the surface - Glass Almanac

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?